0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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Someone pls talk to me before I explode

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you."
- Stephanie Perkins (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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"Have patience, heart."
- Homer (via wordsnquotes)

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"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."
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highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

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andrewquo:

ryanvallejo:

andrewquo:

shut up and diss me

you’re ugly?

mm fuck yeah

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